a bottle of vodka! to drown my insecurities in a pool of chemical madness?

sometimes i chat.

i always chat drunk.

sometimes i put together phrases that are just glorious.  revel in my insanity.

butts

i forget about this blog.

so butts.

butts.

what labels do i have here?

why is this so orange?

did i choose to make it orange? does blogger assume you want orange when you make a blog?  they have orange all over this edit page, so maybe it is just "blogger loves orange, and you'll love orange too, because ORANGE IS LOVE"

i should have bought juice at the store today.

POG, though.  not stupid lame orange juice.

gross.

:-P

hey

first blog.

so you know i'm here.

so i know i'm here.

kind of this mutual awareness of each other, and our own personal failings.

wow.

i am great at making blogs.  just super 100% at this shit.

go me.